👇 READ THIS FIRST 👇
HI!!! my name is HOLDEN and this is MY website. it is about the 4 BEST THINGS in the whole universe:
NEW! i added a GAME u can actually play scroll down 👇👇👇
🍌 THE DANCING BANANA CREW 🍌
they never stop. they cannot stop.
♪ peanut butter jelly o'clock ♪
🐈 RADICAL KITTENZ 🐈
these kittens are so cool they had 2 wear shades 4EVER
coolness: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
coolness: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
coolness: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
🐕 THE WIENER DOG ZONE 🐕
dachshunds r just dogs shaped like HOT DOGS and that is AMAZING
length: VERY
length: EXTREME
length: SPAGHETTI
OFFICIAL WIENER DOG LENGTH-O-METER
^^^ this is a whole entire pile of them. i want all of them.
🍝 THE SNACK LABORATORY 🍟
the greatest food. u can eat it with a fork OR slurp it like a vacuum cleaner. both r correct.
SCORE: 1,000,000 / 10
little potato sticks of pure happiness. the PERFECT ones r golden brown and fried just exactly right. the crunchy ones r usually acceptable.
SCORE: 1,000,001 / 10
🍭 KETCHUP RULEZ
u need the perfect amount of ketchup. not 2 much. not 2 little. i have mastered this.
do NOT put ketchup on pasta. i will know.
🎮 VIDEO GAME ZONE 🎮
INSERT COIN » PLAY MY GAME «
use ◀ ▶ arrow keys (or the buttons). catch the FRIES & PASTA. dodge the BROCCOLI.
⭐ MY TOP GAMES OF ALL TIME ⭐
- the one where u build stuff (the best one)
- the one with the racing go karts
- the one where the guy jumps on things
- tag. at recess. still a game.
👥 HOLDENZ TOP 8 👥
(do NOT be mad if u r not in the top 8. it changes every day.)
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(messages r saved only on this computer, like a secret diary)